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This Was Truly Awful But You Should Watch™️ kind of like when someone tastes something gross and tells you that you need to try it, a thread 🧵

Elon Musk and Linda Yaccarino, April 2023

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Pretty sure I can get this back in the proper order, gonna try my best ...

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Got this is all truly heinous.

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Just gonna put these toys in a row, then I promise I'll go to sleep, maybe.

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barf. that's it. that's the tweet. send tweet.

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Lies, lies, lies, and lies.

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It's actually interesting that Elon would need to hire a CEO who can speak to advertisers and marketers, because if he has been anything, it's been a hypester, which is certainly marketing adjacent, but the veneer seems to be wearing thin.

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no notes on making humor legal again on twitter. or was it making legal, humor again?

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i can't imagine how hot my balance sheet would be if i could just zero out my liabilities altogether and not give a single fck

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This old saw, just saw me right in half with it. Then make me disappear.

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the idea that the CEO of a company can't be influenced in his behavior without it being a diminishment of freedom of speech at the national governmental level is so fucking stupid, it hurts muh galaxy brain

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he is really just a stored set of the same small catalog of prepared speech modules i stg

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let the absolutely bizarre asskissery begin ... sorry, I should say, continue, but with different people

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at least this question didn't start with a securities and exchange commissionable introduction

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this is just ... i'm tired

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i think i finally made it to the end of this hellish task that my slightly OCD brain set out for me once i started clipping this video, and we have now circled back to the end, almost, penultimately, with this hellscape

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and. fucking. fin.

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